Shout Out To Mike Muscala

I Hope Everyone Had A Chance To Sell

Brett Brown Is Smiling Down On Us From Somewhere

I'm Not Having Fun

Everyone Knows the Sixers are a Microcosm of America

I Would Like To Formally Apologize to Al Horford

What Does Tyrese Maxey Say To The God of Death?

Because It Was Just Such a Comfortable Comprehensive Win Until It Wasn’t

I'm Deeply In My Feelings Right Now

Shake Milton Is The Most Important Player On This Team

We Proceeded To Just Beat The Absolute Pants Off Of Them

Like Tony Stark In End Game

Have You Ever Watched The Sixers Before?

Is This The Playoffs?

I Was Confused Because More Than My Nipples Tingled

Like Joel Embiid Being Hypnotized into Behaving Like a Chicken

The East Runs Through Philadelphia

You Got CLAMPSED Devin Booker!

This Feels Like It's Core To Our Identity

You Barely Need Knees In Life And In Basketball